For the record I don't want no mediocre.

When the Kizashi was out I remember VW was cutting costs on the Jetta in America and making it a more mediocre choice. One of the better words thrown its way was that the Kizashi was "Better at being a Jetta than the Jetta." My Suzuki SX4 has a recall as well but the 60 mile drive means I'll take my chances till I…

The eel for electric cars. It practically markets itself. "We the eelist" or "look at that Eelitists." "Did you see the Japanese eel vidio? What won't they do?!"

I can't explain it but it kind of reminds me of Sebastian in red.

How do we ensure you get the most vibrant diamond? Because at Jared's I personally travel to Sierra Leone to inspect the diamond. Ensuring your conflict diamond is covered in the blood of not one but at least two innocent families. And don't forget to take a look at our new entitlement collection.

It's the subtlety of the overall design mixed with that hip hugging low belt line that really does it for me. I've built them up so much in my mind that I'm sure I will be a case of careful what you wish for.

I was really expecting Alain de Cadenet to come out and say something about rigid "aluminium". No Jag video is complete without him.

If It has to be french and can not be expressed in words I'd go with the Renault Alpine A310. I can not even begin to express my obsession with this car and the small amount of English articles on the her have done nothing but fuel my desire. It is the Buckingham Palace to my Cool Runnings.

GM dealerships are harsh environments. I actually considered working for one and just the process in which they went about employing me as a service technicians was a huge turn off. The impression I got was that it was a bunch of overweight guys that had absolutely no passion for the cars they sold. The secretaries…

The old pull out method.

I argue with friends that the STI is my generations version of the 70's screaming chicken Trans-am. They are such an obvious choice for posers made worse by the fact that they only buy these out of a desire to be non mainstream.

My thoughts exactly. This takes me back to one or Jalops articles that the writer seriously asked what the gas flap on a Delorean hid. Please don't rush out anything on slow days you only serve to lose credibility.

I joke with my coworkers that I can scratch my ass at 240 or more frames a second with dramatic music and it would look just as amazing. The human brain can only capture 10 a second so holly shit I just blew their minds.

I read a comment on here once that has stayed with me. I can't remember it exactly but it went something like this " Not touching or driving your car so that it appreciates in value is like not having sex with your girlfriend so you can make her more desirable for the next guy."

Based solely on the fact that is is so ugly I have deduced that it must be related to the Edonis.

Works the other way around as well as I found out when I drove into a large puddle.

Excuse me I missed the Hemi badge and PowerWagon everything. I'll change that 28oz to a 16oz.

I was of the belief that trucks capable of towing upwards of 15 tons were only purchased to haul stained mattresses as well as the occasional boxed IKEA furniture and Jamba Juice 28oz Mango-A-Go-Go.

That is horrific. I assumed they were still in business under Tomy. I actually have only cared for their older casts. I found myself moving to Tomica because the detail was less absurd than Hot Wheels and not as boring as Matchbox. The only reason JL stayed off my radar was because they always seemed more like purpose…

Yes it is but the detail is still insane for something modeled after a cartoon. Most of the cars I collect are vintage or used Tomicas but others find their way in like this. Tell me more of this re-positioning/40th anniversary/folding out scandal? Sounds a bit too dramatic for a diecast company.