They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

D-Wade is still at the free throw line from that series

Holy shit you need to get rid of your kids.

Just find yourself a sexy clock.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

“These people have awful names.”

But that’s not the hypothetical. It’s mano a mano.

This fucking guy. First of all, he’s imagining a lone wolf scenario, but they hunt in packs. He’s likely to find himself up against five or six wolves that don’t give a shit about his thumbs.

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

Don’t these stodgy EU officials know about Brexit? None of their rules apply anymore.

I’d 100% watch atomic bears drinking vodka.

This is great. I love this. Everybody have a fantastic weekend!

I don’t mean to sound pretentious, and I in no way support PETA, but I do believe it is important for people to consider reducing the amount of penguins they eat.

Oh, here it is with the snowflakes again, upset that an actual penguin named Crosby gets startled when a firework goes off, but do you hear them complaining that the same pop caused the player named Crosby to have another concussion? No, no you don’t. smh.

“If I went too far when LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami back in 2010, it’s not for me to judge.”

Fuck every single thing about this excerpt, probably the entire book, and especially the author. (ETA: His kid gets a pass for being young and stupid, but extra fuck the author for validating that bullshit.)

Wow even Gregggggg Easterbrook doesn’t turn his spicy meatballs into books. That’s some quality haughty-dipshittery there.

Fuck Scott Raab.

Seems like something an irrational person would say. I mean what nut job thinks Chicago deep dish is pizza is venerable. It’s about as pizza as olive garden is Italian food.

All this article proves is that Albert is an angry individual (or an ignorant shitbag) who hasn’t gotten over his mommy /daddy issues