Still not a bone.

Are you seriously still chewing that same rock?  I told you it’s not a bone!

That’s funny, I always use turd analogies to describe Dodges to people. One of my favorites I used to use when the PT Cruiser was new and shiny was “A shiny turd is still a turd”.

I was so disappointed to see it was a GMC tow truck and not a Ford.

FTFY

You honestly have zero clue as to what you’re even replying because you’re either too arrogant, or really are that bad at reading comprehension, to know what I’ve been referring to. You just keep repeating the same stupid thing, that I had responded to many replies ago.

Good thing one of the few requirements to work for the DMV is to be able to read and comprehend simple things at a minimum, or I might lose my license just because someone couldn’t comprehend my posts even after rereading them.

I’d pat your dumb head and give you a Milk Bone if I could.  

Never a Dodge.

Hey Biturbo, are you still responding to my old posts as you reread them? I told you you don’t have to do that unless your response has changed. But I must admit, it’s mildly adorable. Kind of like when my dog does something stupid and then looks at me like it was my fault. Except I’ve never seen my dog do the same…

I’m surprised that Utah isn’t higher on the list of states that view women as less than human (i.e. charge them more for insurance based solely on whether they have an innie or an outtie).  Hell, some states that actively punish people for sitting down to pee are in the blue here.  My mind is blown.

Getting my hip-waders on, because I’m about to step in it.

“You can see the waste in this [cheese] wall, but you can’t see the waste in a $10 billion wall?”

This is reminiscent of the August Smart Locks. They were supposed to replace your key for your house with your phone, except the trouble of pulling my phone out to connect to it every time (because simply making them connect to my phone and unlock as I approach has proven too difficult for August to manage) was more…

Seriously? I have to give you instructions on how to reread posts too?

This should have been the sports highlight of the day.

Damn it, we were so close. I guess I got a little too pushy, I so badly wanted you to grow in a positive way that I seem to have caused you to shrink back into your old thinking. Well, you had it for a moment, so there’s that.

You can drop the act now. I know you didn’t mean to, because I can only assume maybe you didn’t have a strong father figure in your life, but we all know you’ve admitted it to yourself. Now it’s time to grow personally by admitting it openly: You were wrong.

Thank you for finally admitting you were wrong; even if you weren’t man enough to say it out loud there is still some personal growth with admitting it to yourself.

Polly want a cracker?