Full disclosure: Proud Polish boy here, and I've heard all the jokes. But it's days like this that I simply don't understand how the good Polish people have the unearned reputation of folding against the blitz.

Probably worst Lions injury, but not worst Detroit injury. The Joel Zumaya Guitar Hero incident probably has a permanent lock on that one.

Whatever you do, don't put "LOL" in your rebuttals. You lose all credibility.

To be fair to the Bible, that isn't a Bible verse (though it nods to a couple phrases from different places in the Bible). Say what you will about the Bible, but it generally does not advise that a person should be a raving narcissist/egomaniac, which as near as I can tell is the message of this here "insta-quote."

that was longer than the fucking article.

Wasn't looking for validation; just putting my thoughts out there. I get it too, but I never understood the whole "This hurts me more than you" deal until I came to that moment.

All Day.

#notalljezzies

in pretty much every song she's done she talks about getting high and taking pills. She made a big deal recently about being drunk when she made her "Anaconda" video.

Neither is my starting running back tandem of Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice.

This is the official statement from the school. Essentially, Nicki wanted to film in the school.

I wouldn't want her to "inspire" any of my children if they were in high school. At that age I was way too influenced by celebrity culture and thought I could be a rapper as well. That's not what they need. Let's bring in someone who became a physician assistant or a plumber who started her own company. Not…

I'm cool with what he said because he wasn't trying to take my guns away.

No Mike Milbury? No Skiphen A. Smithless? No Phil Mushnick? The hell is wrong with you?

God I hope when this is all said and done, the person who is most responsible for this will be fired.

This is yet another person quickly changing their assumptions about the world on September 11th.

There's five of them?

Right. And OJ and Casey Anthony probably wouldn't have "gotten away with it" if the prosecutors in their cases hadn't gone for murder-1. The US judicial system is so strange. I'd rather prosecutors go for a lower charge that they're sure will stick than go for the higher (more popular with the masses) charge that…

This is the worst thing ever to happen in South Africa.