Agreed, which is why I propose we all abandon our expensive NYC apartments and hand them rightfully back over to the American Indians.

LOL KIKES, AMIRITE JEZZIES?

Oof. +1 apologetic press conference

Look, it was the early 00s, Barry. Or should I say, Donald?

If he wanted a Sixers ass tattoo, he could've just gotten a picture of Allen Iverson on his bicep.

*Seeing him from your television set, and not from empty Marlins Park, is what I assume you meant.

You're leaving with me, lymphoma.

He's a PTPer, baby. A Prime Time Player, baby.

True. The later rounds of the playoffs will inevitably hate on it, anyway.

"Thanks for telling us you believe her."

To be fair, Jay Cutler was paid $126.7M just for being the owner of a somewhat-working arm.

Not just bandwagoning. Rhianna went out of her way to root against anyone playing USA. I'd say fuck her, but I don't want sloppy seconds from Chris Brown's drywall.

Klose is just reclaiming the word vicariously.

+1 mass-extinction asteroid.

Is it racist if you put black face on a black face?

No, Dan Cleary is not a great hockey player. And of course, the haul back for that trade was Yashin, Damian Rhodes (there's a name from the past), and Ottawa's first round pick (who ended up being Marian Hossa), which arguably was a better side than Yzerman, and yet Ilitch vetoed. Regardless, I suppose that I'm…

Kirk Maltby, Kris Draper, and the monster underneath Claude Lemieux's bed.

A reason, not the reason. There's no denying what you said put the team over the top. However, I do think loyalty to his players came into play for sustaining what had been built. Ilitch vetoing the Yzerman-Ottawa trade because Steve was one of his favorite players comes to mind.

It's that same loyalty to guys like Malts, Drapes, McCarty and the like, that built the Winged Wheel's dynasty. Mr. I knows how to treat his players, (just so long as their wives don't get fucked by rookies).