UnderGround Curling Matches.. Gets em Moist everytime.

If you won a contest in which the prize was a full day with Stephen A. Smith... Would you let Connor McGregor punch you in the mouth or Mayweather instead?

Idk... Both Ian’s Mom & Wife have seen my penis about the same amount of time.

I’ll give you seven seconds.

Lebron could just play the second half of the 4th quarter, and the Celtics would still lose. #BostonTrash

How many 18 year old YouTubers are fluent in Contracts tho.. I mean they are YouTubers... and 18... But of course i totally agree. I blame our broken school system that teaches NO real life skills anymore.. Like Taxes, Getting a loan, Contracts, Cooking, Not being a Dickwad, Etc

I had explosive diarrhea once... Michael Bay tried to get the rights to it so he could make a movie. This is that movie. I’m sorry.