I put snow tires on my Mustang when it was my only car and I was still delivering pizzas.

See this is what happens when you don’t let your car warm up.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

If I ever get fuck you money I’m making a sculpture garden filled with engines that shoot water.

I think you may be going to the wrong website for your needs.

Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride.

We’re gonna bankroll the site through raw water sales.

You seem nice.

You can’t tell me what to do, Ryan. You’re not the boss of me.

Unless they’re amputees, then yes, each person in Atlanta has two snow brushes.

Ice cleared from the windshield

gOd tHaT lOoKs HoRriBLle fRoM tHaT ANglE.

Land Rover: “Beat that, Ferrari”

They should stack up the wrecked cars on their lawn like bloody heads on a spike as a ruthless and savage example to outsiders.

The Bosch ICON’s are a bourgeoisie luxury wiper hellbent on putting down the proletariat Autozone store brand wipers.

Oh who are we kidding.

Sounds like the Warthog.

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.