That first one killed me. I’m dead now.

I can't believe you still feel that way after Christmas. You must have a very nice family

“Well, both sides see things very differently, but you see, my side is objectively right and their side is objectively wrong.”

And how many of us who don't have kids help out those who do? I'll bet you do too (emotional support, taking on extra work if a mom or dad needs to care for a child, etc.) Not shaming or complaining, but I will say, as a woman without kids, I get my share of what's-wrong-with-you side-eye.

I’m Chinese-American, and its so funny to me how each countries media reports on the other. In China, where women could own property and divorce hundreds of years before their western counterparts, they see American restrictions on abortions and birth control, the gender pay gap, rates of sexual violence, etc as…

.....available at @KristinCavallari for $2.99/month......every month (that’s still a 78.3% discount rate)......

He’s just a constant anxious bundle of psychological projection. He constantly ascribes to anyone who stands in his way the qualities about himself that make him the most self-conscious.

His obsessiveness with stamina is strange.

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

There’s a Woman Card?!? Where do I get mine?! Because being a woman in engineering I could kinda use one...

I’m confused as to why this pee break thing is such a big deal. Is there a big advantage to having a president who wasn't late getting back from the bathroom that one time? Maybe Trump stores his urine in his hair and only has to pee once a week. I guess that would be helpful.

I would say the much higher likelihood is that by virtue of being a lawyer, she may think her and her husband should be able to do/have whatever the fuck they want. Full disclosure: I’m a lawyer, and most of them are A-type assholes who think at least to some degree that they should be able to whatever the fuck they…

Proper bonkers. And I love how she didn't mind until she found out what henna was.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

I saw that!

I would really like to believe that nobody thinks drawing henna on your hands is cultural appropriation. But then of course I also didn't think that cheap canteen food can offend for its lack of cultural sensitivity either.

Rocco = REBEL HEART

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

Because he went to UCLA.

Yes, and not only that but they usually have to lose significant weight (at least 10-15lbs) to walk runways since the required look is different, and that takes time. Add that to contract restrictions re: other commercial work, and the overexposure stigma of contracting for a brand that's basically the Walmart of…