Well, because like many, many candidates that the talking heads in the Democratic Party have prematurely deemed “electable” before, ya know, actually seeing whether the voters might like anything they have to say, Bloomberg does the things that these talking heads deem “important” quite well.

♩ ♪ My name is Michael Bloomberg and I’m here to say,

How much more dank could these memes be? None. None more dank.

he still might. don’t underestimate thousands of millions of dollars.

Bernie’s not my first choice, but if you think that he hasn’t “been vetted” at this point then you’re a fool. He’s the frontrunner in a primary where the party itself doesn’t like him-if they had some dirt, they’d have shoved it into Ol’ Joe’s hands so hard he’d show up on TV wearing wrist braces.

I guess oligarchs are a protected class now? I can’t wait until Bloomberg starts saying he can relate to black folks and the civil rights movement.

Do you really think there was a chance they were going to say “Sorry, you have to keep doing the voice. We addressed the issue already”?

We get it, you only care about representation when it comes to white men

but that he eventually came around to understanding the various critiques, especially when he framed it through his own Jewish identity. “[I]f that character were the only representation of Jewish people in American culture for 20 years, which was the case with Apu, I might not love that,” he said.

Mort's password being "Urn it" got a laugh out of me.

That joke about taking the bar exam, about soap, not the other one is still making me laugh today.

I mean, don’t eat there? I’m only half serious, but there are lots of restaurants at different price points depending on what kind of experience you are looking for. You can buy $5 cup cakes in every city in America now, or you can still buy a pack of 12 for about $3 at the local grocery store. Street festivals have…

That doesn’t surprise me. You went on a Saturday to a place that caters to the the 9-5 workweek crowd.

There are two within walking distance of where I live in work (though we call them “markets” rather than food halls) and they are a godsend. Your group can be large, include adults and children, picky and adventurous eaters, drinkers and teetotalers, and everyone can get whatever they want and still have a meal…

When I was poor I was the fucking king of spending less than $2 a day on food. Using your definition of what is reasonable (a poor person’s opinion) every single place not fast food would be overpriced. But I recognize now that some quality simply costs more. Pizza with bufala mozzarella is fantastic and it’ll never…

You said to ask whether a poor person would pay $25 for pizza. I know poor pretty well and if I were poor today, the only pizza I would eat would be the $1 slice places. So by your own definition, any pizza more than $1 a slice is overpriced.

you haven’t stated what a fair price is.

If all you want is the cheapest food at the cheapest price, what are you reading a food blog for?

But if the poor person is poor because they can’t get a job with a livable wage because the owner can’t/won’t charge enough to give workers a livable wage, what do we take away from that?

How do you define overcharging for food? Is a pizza place that uses high quality cheese and dough and paying workers a fair wage overcharging for $25 pizza?