Dennis Miller is on the phone, demanding $10,000 in compensation for stealing his bit

A genuinely good person who’s proud of how much he agreed with segregationists? This doesn’t make me think more highly of Biden, it makes me think you have an extremely skewed perspective on what qualifies as “good.”

I can’t quit follow how important you think this is. Could you please put some more periods in your post?

How do you write an article in which you simultaneously posit there’s a “general indifference on the part of hetero cis men when asked to alter their behavior at all” but at the same time, also argue that “a multitude of his peers who are, in actuality, happy to share the burden of responsibly popping a tiny pill?”

I also enjoy this part of the letter:

We know what he is not, which is a copy editor

“You’d be surprised at how little even the executives of universities make.”

Everyone except you, right? You’re the magic person without emotions who only carefully studies and considers every idea without being swayed by arguments that aren’t 100% supported by peer-reviewed citations.

You can’t hear them because they’re deep-throating a boot while saying this

This is especially funny because I just finally read the WYTS making fun of whiny aggrieved Saints fans and how ridiculous they are, and then here’s one proving every bit of it to be true. Thanks!

You are genuinely making the argument that stating what he is literally charged with is an inaccurate way of describing the situation? Fuck man, your first year of law school must be going great!

You’re just going with what will generate maximum outrage the District Attorney charged him with.

When were guns taken away? The US has the highest rate of gun ownership in the world, and one of the lowest rates of union membership. Which is, you know, completely the opposite of the fucking stupid argument you’re trying to make.

Don’t forget he wrote an entire column about how Tucker Carlson has to be allowed to call Iraqi’s monkeys or else free speech is dead.

“new sociological concept”

You should check her out. She’s definitely far better than most of what passes for mainstream country these days.

Man, you seriously need a hobby.

When he and Taylor Swift first started feuding after that thing at the VMAs, if you had asked anyone to guess in a decade which of them would be fundraising for Democratic politicians and which would be buddies with an openly white supremacist president...I don’t think too many people would have gotten it right.

“It’s a rule for a reason”

Bret Stephens just emailed your boss