Hope you didn’t throw out your shoulder with this reach

Damn, you are really concerned that a woman dare write about sexual assault. Sorry, Mr. Walton, but most of us really like her work.

You should really read this great article directly above your comment that thoroughly addresses the point you’re making here.

Literally nothing in this comment is a fact

Well, that, and it’s a gun shop. Gonna take a fair bit of time to find a gunshop not owned by a real piece of shit

“which includes its many networks like Showtime, MTV, BET, Comedy Central, and Showtime”

How does his find the time, what with all of this responsibilities at The Dissolve?

No Pope Urban?

Yeah, this was an insanely American list. Nobody outside of America gives a shit about or knows who Oprah is.

I don’t really see it as irrational at all. On the most obvious point, baseball has the character clause and has been happy to use it, so there’s already plenty of precedent for “worthy player who is someone shitty/did something shitty doesn’t get in.”

That’s a spicy meme!

“the slur that begins with “G” and is derived from the name of a West African country.”

So what about the time he had a police officer guarding the bathroom so he could rape someone? You’ve got a lot more accusations to “disprove” with shoddy hearsay!

Wow, much like the letters predicted, you were able to make this comment without using the words “uppity” or “boy.” Good job!

I mean, 5th round picks are pretty much worthless, so it’s not like this was a huge reach. Trading a pick that’s basically a lottery ticket for someone who might be a good kicker is...pretty ok? It’s super weird to frame it as some sort of crazy reach.

See, there’s where you’re wrong. Ross doesn’t write the paychecks, there’s a whole payroll office dedicate to that. Also, most paychecks aren’t handwritten these days.

I mean, you correct and all about the fact that it would be difficult to punch Trump, but like presidents have been assassinated and whatnot, so it’s clearly not impossible. Hell, Reagan’s shooter was pretty much close enough to punch him.

Good thing racism is over, or else it would sure look like that’s what’s happening here

It is a brilliant way to try to give prestige to his feckless cowardice. “Only by giving him millions of dollars will I show him how wrong he is!”

In all seriousness, what do you consider “weird” about pointing out how shitty it is a team is forcing a player into a worse contract just to save money? I’ll take any answer that doesn’t involve boot licking, please.