*avoids eye contact*

Apply to Jezebel.

Yes.

He can sell used cars for all I care.

Well...good. Don't think anymore needs to be said about that. But, I'll revisit this post in a hour or two and comb the comments for a funny joke or some such.

No one is entitled to live in an area. Period.

It's a shame more people aren't abandoning Facebook. It was such an amazing tool in its infancy. Several months ago - before I abandoned the service for good - my news feed was nothing but ads and auto-play videos for shit I wasn't even interested in, with no option to turn them off. Between this, the behavioral…