it's funny because he's fat

Who?

I'm pretty sure it would be easier to name the Gawker writers who are NOT dicks than the converse.

This is the best part of the story you linked to...

I think the most surprising thing in all of this is that a Doug Baldwin cardboard cutout exists.

Neither does Rg3.

He also doesn't suck at playing quarterback in the NFL

Or maybe because Peyton is already one of the top 5 QBs of all time so he has more slack saying things like that when his HOF ticket is already punched vs griffon who hasnt played a full season?

Yea, but it was against the Bears.

shhhhh... you're ruining the narrative

What has Peyton Manning said that RG3 hasn't?

I heard RGIII is responsible for that chili frito pizza at Papa John's.

This sounds similar—but not identical—to the strategy used by D-III Grinnell that always leads to single-game scoring records. It works really well against inferior teams, and not-so-well against decent teams.

Hasn't Dwyane Wade won 3 championships doing this?

Ahhh, the famous "look out" block.

*avoids eye contact*

Apply to Jezebel.

Yes.

He can sell used cars for all I care.