He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

No need to apologize for speaking your mind. My heart goes out to you and your husband.  

I am so fucking sick of these religious right-wing fucknuggets who claim to be fucking persecuted from the safety of their own living rooms, basement dwellings or toilets.

“Hey, Wake Forest, the same thing happened to me at Antietam!”

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

He’s a lying idiot for starters.

We don’t call him Arians anymore, Lindsey. It’s “Coach Alt-right” now.

Christ, this is one hell of a rogue review.

FAU could’ve really used an advisor to tell them not to add visor.

This is the world’s smallest violin playing for all those poor inconvienced season ticket holders who have to trudge out for the privilege of viewing a live NFL football game on a Thursday night.

But they’ve been doing it all season, so I guess we’re the last ones to get the middle finger.

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

YEP. Unless it’s going to kill the woman carrying it, it’s staying.

At a fashion or design event in NYC. My wife was looking at something and got shoved hard by some chick. She turns around and sees Jenna strutting by and shoves her back to get her attention. Then gets pushed out by her body guard. I told her she should have sucker punched her, but she’s got a code. My wife is…

My eventual wife almost got into a fist fight with Jenna Jameson.

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