The Human Wèngerpède

When angry, Arsène grows to three times his normal size, as long as he’s wearing a puffy jacket.

This is an extremely generous comment for both of those people.

The NBAPA would never allow this to happen.

Long live the Northern Rock kits.

Disposing of Mitch Albom is a good thing.

Hey now, Pulis has them attacking with some élan and verve recently.

I would star this, but it’s at 38 and I think that’s perfect.

As horrible as the next four years will be, it’s kind of hilarious to see Trump completely ignore people who have licked his boots for months on end.

We’re so fucked.

This needs all the stars.

Merson is the worst.

Football365 had an excellent feature recently on how the press was giving Hull’s appoint of Silva a raft of crap because them foreigners don’t know how to dig in. Meanwhile, Paul Clement is lauded as a good hire for Swansea, because he’s an English manager.

Paul Merson, Harry Redknapp, assholes like those in the media,…

It went down like this, I would imagine:

And I thought they called him Big Sam because he was fat.

We all know a Patriots Super Bowl win and a Trump presidency is the only way Kraft can get his ring back from Putin. Goodell can’t be there, he needs to pretend he knows nothing of the Master Plan.

I’d like to pose that under Erdogan’s Turkey, this alleged confessor could be completely innocent, just to bring “closure” to the entire incident.

“Heracles, Heracles, Heracles!”

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.