Someone is on deck for a SCOTUS nomination.

reducing the amount owed in a friend’s child support case from $10,000 to $300

Pardon the expression, but in spite of all the football TV ad tough talk this really is a nation full of whiny pussies. “I can’t stand in waist-deep water with three hundred goobers! My freedom!”...the rest of the world must be cringing with disgust.

I thought judges were expected to remain silent until they were directly addressed, like when a objection was called, or until it was time to inform the jury of their duties or pass sentencing.

A lot of this would be alleviated if we had a President who from Day 1 stated the facts about everything, like how people who aren’t elderly also get sick and die, but we don’t have that kind of President. Instead we have utter chaos and anarchy. Part of me can’t really be that upset with people like this because it’s…

my goodness ... this, in toto, is a very thorough and complex compendium of cameltoetology (or camel toe ... one word or two?).  I see you authoring many fascinating Cracked posts in the future. 

Nobody in those pictures is going to self quarantine.

“High Hopes” has to be one of the worst songs ever written. That is all.

Yeah that water is awfully cloudy looking. Just remember, the smell associated with pools is not the smell of chlorine, it’s chloromides, a chemical that builds up in pools when chlorine and contaminates from human bodies combine. The stronger the smell, the dirtier the pool.

The backlash to “hey, could you please use a little bit of self restraint so a bunch of people don’t die” is both fascinating and disgusting.

If this were the 1940s I guarantee we would be in the Axis powers. Hundo P, as the kids say these days.

Ya, before I read the article I thought the same.  People who attended this, are not going to comply with a quarantine request.

I said it before, and I’ll say it again: if this were 1940, these motherfuckers would guarantee that the Axis powers would win.

“should self quarantine for 14 days if they have any compassion for others”

I think we’ve all pretty much already figured out that “compassion for others” is not a thing these people are interested in.

Eww! What’s next, an essay about the history of smegma? I am getting too damn old for this site and that makes me sad.

I have always figured that since guys can adjust and scratch themselves in public without being ejected from society, cameltoe and VPL are equally acceptable. Not ideal, perhaps, but I can’t be convinced to care enough to wear thongs or fold up a pantyliner in the front of my underwear (?!?).

The anti-mask, “reopen now!” people aren’t wrong because of their tactics, they’re wrong on substance.

THIS is the shit I often miss about living in New York. The absolutely terrifying ability of a group of people to call someone out and tear a new one. It has its downsides, but man...it is effective. 

The problem is that her perspective on how the media treats her is somehow entirely wrapped up in the incorrect, narcissistic, belief that other female celebrities (particularly of color) have it way easier than she does.