Okay your husband is not human, that's terrifying.

I knew so little about Joey Got to prior to reading this article and yet I feel like I am now his biggest fan. Stay weird, my dude.

Fuck off.

I actually did not know that he was a Republican. Lame.

Death pacts are so metal \m/. In all seriousness though I find this to be very endearing in spite of him needlessly trotting out the, “gotta get time away from the wives,” stereotype (as if I needed another reason to like Alice Cooper!).

I’m commenting here knowing that this is as safe a place as I could possibly find:

You're not wrong; Aubrey Plaza is a goddamn national treasure!

Awesome review, I was admittedly on the fence about this one but now I’m extremely excited to check it out!

Seriously, reading this article and being reminded of how many pro-war and pro-guns people there are just makes me feel so cynical.

I’ve found him everyone; I’ve found The Worst Person.

Boo! I mean that in the nicest way possible of course, but still boo!!!

Hear me out on this one, but purely ironically: Enter Sandman by Metallica.

I love Phil Kessel and I love your podcast!

I’m sorry to hear that you’re going through this but I know you’re going to get through all of this and be all the stronger and wiser for it. I also wanted to say fuck anyone who says you’re too loud or expressive, that’s coming from someone who has let life beat them down and that’s not going to happen to you! You…

You say it's not much, but the fact that you are willing to make that effort to better understand trans and non-binary people means the world to us. There are not enough people like you.

I'm sorry, but if you know what Barstool is truly about and still choose to support them you deserve to be sterilized.

Thank you! I was so excited to break out one of my summer colors for this very special occasion!

I’m at my cousin’s wedding having the time of my life! I hope everyone’s weekend is going similarly awesome!!!

My situation might not be comparable to yours but in case it helps: My substance abuse issues are heavily tied to my anxiety and going to therapy/having productive sessions helps me manage my cravings for alcohol immensely. My therapist has helped me to get significantly better at being mindful, and that skill in…

I’m not saying it’s a guarantee that the Sharks would beat the Blues in any game with a completely healthy lineup, but come on man. Karlsson was nowhere near 100% going into the playoffs and he still was a beast at times until he ran out of steam in the third round. This will go down in Sharks history as the best…