That or they don’t want Canadiens getting any more full of themselves and their hockey capabilities than they already are (this guy!).

This is not a hot take, this is an insane take. Bolts in 5 or less, who knows what happens in the West at this point.

As a Sharks fan, lol why?! To see one of the most lopsided series in Finals history? Get back to us next season, especially if we can find a way to sign Tavares (not much hope there, but there is a faint glimmer). The affection is reciprocal though: Palat and Johnson are two of my favorite players in the league.

The year I pick against them they manage to pull it off, of course! The best possible finish to a really good series in my humble opinion, what poise by Koozie.

Worry not, weirdos are welcome here! Out of sheer curiosity, are you enjoying Bojack? That show hits the sweet spot on my funny bone due to its sardonic yet somehow hilarious portrayal of the Hollywood machine. It also helps that I listen to the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast and at this point almost every guest that’s…

I’m getting ready to rewatch season 1 of GLOW in preparation for season 2's release later this month. Apparently I really need to get into The Good Place because I’ve heard nothing but the highest of praise for it!

The easiest star you’ve ever earned.

And a reminder that you’re an awesome friend for sticking with her through difficult times. It doesn’t go unnoticed :)

I’ll happily echo what Mouthface said and just want to add that you are one seriously amazing parent: I know everyone talks about how uniquely strong a parent’s love for their child is, but reading your posts every week I am consistently blown away by how your compassion and fortitude know no limits. Wishing you and…

Sooo unfortunately I may be able to help because this person sounds very similar to me in how she perceives herself. I learned to cut it out with the self-depreciating jokes after people stopped trying to assure me that I was not as ugly/unintelligent as I suggested (I know I’m actually quite gifted intellectually...…

I scored a goal on my rec league hockey team, we won 4-3 too which is the most important part! I think you pursuing a political career is an awesome idea! That camping ban is some grade A bullshit.

I’ll let everyone start up my favorite threads to follow but I just want to wish everyone a wonderful Saturday and I hope y’all find a way to finish the weekend in style! I’m just sitting here sweating bullets hoping my San Jose Sharks can pull off a win, I hope everyone’s favorite sports team wins tonight!

So I know I had said in a prior article that I don’t care how the Caps manage to lose this series but I do find this particularly hilarious.

Seriously, I saw the headline and immediately tried to trick my brain into thinking this has to be a joke. Of course it’s not though, and honestly if this current generation of youth (generation Z I believe they’ve been called?) wasn’t so amazing and inspiring I would enthusiastically endorse a nuclear holocaust…

Seriously, I’m irate right now. Toronto giving me false hope again, just like Washington does against Pittsburgh every damn year. I know better with Washington and this point, plus Ovechkin’s a chump, so I’m hoping they just get steamrolled this year. No need for a heartbreaking end to their season, I just want…

Oh my god if that isn’t the cutest Dachshund I’ve ever seen <3

And if you’re bad then be bad the best!

This has been an ugly game, and that’s all I have to say about that.

“And You and I... will definitely still be having sex on that roundabout, our government’s requests be damned!”

Andersen didn’t steal this game but I hope he finds a way to do so in game four so we can see how Boston responds to some pressure. I expect them to win this series regardless, but it would make things a lot more fun!