That character would be right at home in a Mighty Boosh sketch, I’m just sayin’.

I want to talk about the new season of Narcos so badly but have no idea what to say without giving away spoilers, suffice it to say that I was Team Pacho all the way. Hope everyone’s having a most excellent weekend!

You joke but that actually sounds pretty badass.

Hammock - Now and Not Yet

Riverside - Feel Like Falling

I love Stephens and will definitely be rooting for her, but it feels like my heart is with Keys after that exhilarating third set last night.

*Blushes, does several gracious curtsies, then nervously scurries away*

Honestly that sense of there being a strong chemistry between the actors that played the family is what had my mind screaming, “Please let this end badly,” for the majority of the film. That would be the metal way to end the film is to just embrace your inner von Trier and burn it all down (in the name of Satan, of…

Update: So I watched it (duh, you had me at metal-themed film) and for the most part I loved it! Great casting, excellent sound design, but I must say that the ambiguous ending in addition t0 a climax that I found to be underwhelming left me at a 7/10. Again, I really appreciate that Sam Byrne has as clear a vision…

Throwing all my weight (for all that it’s worth) behind Mile High Hockey: I think we’re all aware of how underappreciated all of SB Nation’s contributors are at this point, but their NHL and MLB sites in particular put in a ridiculous amount of work into their articles, whether they are purely opinion-based fluff…

My only advice is to be relentless with your passion; Send your availabilities to as many reps as possible and be confident in your abilities. Regardless of what you may consider to be your strengths in your field of work, I would advise anyone to be open to any opportunity if only for the sake of a new experience. I…

Thank you for the heads up regarding the Mastodon single, funny enough I was just humming parts of Crack the Skye at work today and while their discography since then hasn’t been my among my favorites of theirs I will say that I really enjoyed this song.

Hell yeah, I’m so looking forward to picking up Villains this weekend.

Steven Wilson - Hand Cannot Erase

Aww that is a travesty because it is just such twisted fun. Not the most female-empowering movie in regards to its one major side plot, but with it being such an obvious nod to the simpler 70's-era horror films I guess that’s to be expected. Still worth the buy for me though!

Oh gosh, nothing helps me get over a breakup quicker than rewatching The Loved Ones for the umpteenth time:

This legitimately turned my whole day from awful to grr-reat! Please, take all the stars.

Fair enough, so then I guess you’ll just have to wait for a moment so obviously ripe for innuendo that he would have to be incapable of emotion to not pick up on what you’re suggesting?

Grayceon - Shellmounds

I mean, aside from the Mormonism thing that just sounds like a good dude!