Fingers crossed that the reason the IC let him get 24 days into the job was because they were waiting to get something on Trump/Pence/Ryan through his mess.

I was just coming to say that.

Lock him up! Lock him up!

I love how he was such a fan of Wikileaks and outright asked for his opponent to be hacked and now he’s crying in his cheerios.

Twittler lied about graduating first in his class from Penn/Wharton, yet he doesn’t even show up on the Dean’s list from that year. This type of behavior goes waaaaay back.

Few warm welcomes...except in Hollywood, where they don’t seem to understand that you can’t be a good person who drugs and rapes teenage girls, because those words in that order are the literary equivalent of dividing by zero.

I’m involved. I’ve been involved with this stuff all my life. But I’m involved. So I know when you are telling the truth or when you are not. I just see many, many untruthful things. I will tell you what else I see. I see tone. You know the word tone. The tone is such hatred. I’m really not a bad person, by the way.

Sounds like it was a press conference about Hillary Clinton. I LOVED it when that reporter from NBC fact checked him on his claims that he had the largest EC margin since Reagan. Trump’s only response was “Well, someone gave me that information!”

You raped a CHILD, fuckface. Our attitudes towards same have actually gotten far LESS tolerant of this sort of fuckery on this side of the pond, so fuck right off.

He raped a child. I am absolutely disgusted that any judge or prosecutor or anyone else even considered letting him off with only 48 days in jail. 48 years would be a more appropriate sentence.

Every time I see this boast I hope it’s building up to a six-month mark resignation. “I’ve done so much that I can retire and go back to my business now, being President is for losers.”

I get that, but it still doesn’t make me feel any better. Republicans are a part of this country. And 100% of them are either ignorant or malevolent. (Or both.) No intelligent and good person is a Republican, Obi Wan quote be damned.

84% of Republicans are still supporting him, while 8% of everyone else is.

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

Only if your sentence is updated for the current times, once you get here - - let’s see you try to get a 48-day sentence for anally raping a child NOW.

Ugh. Just die already, you old pervert.