Exactly. I’m sure many of us saw this coming a mile away...he loves the crowds, he loves being told how wonderful he is, he loves the idea of being powerful, but he does not love actually having to work for it. That is the job of peasants.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

Pictured: Trump’s next secretary of labor nominee at his previous job.

I don’t know what “Russian professor” made this, but he’s obviously not that well-versed in U.S. history. We’ve already seen that Texans would rather commit suicide en masse than join Mexico (see also: The Alamo). And China (not Mexico) going to take Arizona? Pfff.

I’ll become European woohoo! Was kind of hoping for Canada but I guess we can’t all have what we want.

“It’s rigged. It’s rigged. We’re gonna win.” He told us the truth then, didn’t he? EVERY time he accuses, he’s deflecting the blame for something he himself did. It’s a pattern he started in childhood and continues to this day, because he’s the absolute embodiment of arrested development. (Not to sully the show.)

I, for one, welcome our potential metric overlords.

This is pretty crazy... the East Coast in NOT European, and neither is the Midwest particularly Canadian in any way other than hockey/stereotypes. Some northern and coastal cities may be left/leaning enough to vaguely relate to Canada... but really, even if the U.S. fractioned, any of those regions are strong enough…

Yay! I’ll be part of Canada!

Wait, I get to join the EU? This seems implausible, but I’m down.

I can’t say I’m thrilled to be in The Texas Republic, but maybe at least there’ll be a taco truck on every corner.

Rest assured that the Trump “administration” is PRAYING for a terrorist attack on US soil so they can say “See!? SeeWe were right!” And then they will take a bigger deep breath....and pray that the terrorists are NOT some crazy White rednecks! ANYBODY but some crazy White dudes.

Hey, I’ll finally get to be Canadian!

“We are going to start winning again, and we’re going to win so much.”

I could only be so lucky to live in a future Canadian province.

That poor dog. He’s signaling “Help Me” with his sweet face.

I like the idea that it’s a bitter and vengeful Kellyanne Conway.

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that Trump probably has less of an idea of what’s going than I do, and I don’t have access to classified sources. But at least I can bloody well read.

Pretty much says it all, doesn’t it? The man with his finger on the nuclear button can’t be trusted with a pack of matches. God help us.

Impeachment proceedings, please.