YES. THIS. This is enraging to see these animals—storming the state house with GUNS??? What the actual fuck? If that whole screaming bearded mob waving their shitty prosthetic dicks around were even ONE black man, we ALL know what would happen. This is fucking outrageous. FUCK YOU, Republicans. FUCK YOU TRUMP. This is…

I guess I’m about to blow your mind by saying this then-

Per Emily’s note below, and the corrected article, it was actually just bad math in what had been intended to be a accurate, not hyperbolic point. So, insofar as it was “unmistakable”, you appear to have been mistaken.

Emily admitted she calculated wrong, and fixed it. But saying the error was “pretty obviously being used in an unmistakeably hyperbolic way to make a point” (when that clearly was not the case) is some Trumpian-level justification right there.

I’m sorry, maybe I’m not reading the statement correctly and I don’t get that this is sarcasm, but this is just not true. Circumstantial evidence is still evidence.

Yeah, the tantrums have really been something to behold this morning.  I don’t even dislike Bernie!  But Jesus wept, some of these disciples.

His pissbaby supporters are all over twitter congratulating trump for four more years.

Dude here. Same — 25 days of “alone time”, today. My beard-trimmer is starting to talk to me and it’s not calling for my beard. “Buzz cut! Buzz cut! Buzz cut!”

I also just bleached my hair to bright blonde from very dark brown! I love it! I also hit it with some pink, and got a lovely pastel that lasted about 2 weeks (key is to mix basic cheap white conditioner (with NO silicon!) with the dye to get the pastel you want). I’m obsessed with my new hair now lol

I always cut my own hair. It looks fine. Plus I get to use the money I save on a nice massage.

Oh it is too late for this advice by like 4 days.

That’s fkg hoolarious

I don’t mean to laugh at your misery, but I really needed the huge belly laugh that just gave me!

Pizza freezes nicely in the short term. When you want to eat it, let it thaw thoroughly first, than pop it in your oven at about 325 degrees for only a couple of minutes, until the cheese melts.

Agreed. Get a fun and flashy VP that people can get excited over, and keep Warren doing good work where she is.

this piece’s line of “Women are not inherently good choices because of their gender configurations”

Here's the thing, if Bernie’s ability to inspire people to the polls was electorally decisive shouldn't it be carrying him to victory in the primary?

Her edge-of-the-seat storytelling regarding her awesome-sounding wood burning stove really left me wanting more!

That cup-a-soup one reminds me of a certain Ebenezer Scrooge line...

I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed reading this list.  Thank you for compiling it.