I’m assuming this was the winner of this year’s Jezebel Scary Stories Contest...

She’s literally not old enough to be VP. She’s five years too young, according to the Constitution.

The “I’m not rich so I can’t be privileged” argument is so obnoxious. It’s a lot more simple than that.

California repealed their Son of Sam law and passed a revised version in 2002 stating you’re allowed to write a book, but that your victims or their families (if there are any, and if the crime you committed was a “serious felony” such as murder) are allowed to sue for part of the profits.

Lizzo didn’t post a photo of the person she never saw, did she?

The performances vacillate from wooden to overwrought, and rather consciously so.

(And FYI, I’m neither straight nor white).

Why is this show “deeply problematic?” I am assuming it has to do with whiteness, as this is how white people code for “too many white people”

So I saw this last night and was genuinely shocked at how... good it was. Like, I went in expecting entertainment and left thinking, “Damn. That was good.” JLo’s acting ability surprised me, but so did the performances by a lot of the cast.

it doesn’t adequately display the talents of the criminally underrated Kasi Lemmons or Cynthia Erivo

If we can have Patti Lupone or Christine Baranski as Miranda Priestly when this inevitably moves to Broadway, I’m in. 

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Instead of focusing on the significance of this third allegation about Kavanaugh and the total failure of the FBI to take his conduct seriously, Abby Huntsman began the discussion by criticizing the Times’ standards of reporting, lamenting that the piece was “sloppy” and “lazy”

This reminds me if a teacher I had in high school. She was in her 70s, tiny, and mean. But before class she would exasperatedly sigh and offer the class random life advice such as:

It keeps getting worse..

I’ll never forget back in 2008 getting into an argument with a dude who believed he caught liberals in a deep gotcha moment over Sarah Palin. His argument was essentially:

Even if predictive software and data-mining tools *were* capable of semi-accurately detecting threats, the solution would almost certainly mean taking action before someone commits a crime. Is the solution to the gun violence epidemic really “just recreate Minority Report”?

Whatever you do, don’t ever visit BuzzFeed.