Apparently she’s in a new thriller starring Emilia Clarke and this picture of her is maybe enough to make me want to see it..?

A very good friend of mine completely broke away with his church and religion a few years ago after his brother’s funeral. His brother, who had been dealing with depression, took his own life. The pastor thought his funeral was a good time to preach about sin. The entirety of the service was a speech proclaiming that…

Me.

I mean, he didn’t vandalize anything. He intentionally made sure he didn’t damage the actual sign. Which is why he’s only being charged with misdemeanor trespassing and not vandalism.

You just have to drop $2,850 and it could be yours!

But... why? She’s telling factorfiction to do him/her. As in “be your own person!” Not a question...

But that’s sort of based on the assumption that the alternative is being pro-abortion, and of course being pro-choice doesn’t mean being pro-abortion. I know many people who are both 100% pro-choice (believing it is up to each woman to make that choice for herself) and personally against the idea of having an…

She took that back too.

How can he pardon her when they haven’t so much as issued a subpoena?

I watched this 60 Minutes interview tonight. When Lesley Stahl asked him if he still intended on instructing a special prosecutor to investigate her and throw her in jail, his response was:

His actual secret service codename is “Mogul.” Lol

Remember that his doctor issued a letter stating that Trump will be “the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

Don’t forget about exploding manhole covers.

I imagine it’s his “bombshell” that Mexican billionaire/New York Times shareholder Carlos Slim has donated to the Clinton Foundation, and therefore all of these sexual assault allegations reported by the Times are clearly fake.

An ex-boyfriend of mine used to swear he once hooked up with a Jonas brother years ago (the married one, before he was married). I was always like, “that didn’t happen,” until one day he got super frustrated and said, “If I was gonna lie about hooking up with a Jonas brother, why would I say it was the ugly one???”

NOOOOOOOOOOO I have tickets to her show at Radio City Music Hall in September.....

But like really... are we just going to ignore the fact that if Trump wins he would literally be the oldest person ever elected president in the history of the United States?

But like really... are we just going to ignore the fact that if Trump wins he would literally be the oldest person ever elected president in the history of the United States?