“HEY, you can’t pick on her, she’s a woman!”

The subway is basically a gallery of bad and offensive advertisements. My current favorite is this one, which I imagine was the result the following conversation:

#FeelTheChafe

Regional translation: where I grew up (the south), “being ugly” means “being mean,” not “physically ugly.”

“Elsie Otter” sounds like the title/main character of a quirky network sitcom starring Zooey Deschanel.

But... the election won’t have even happened by this time next year..

When I was in college my school had a student exchange program with the University of St. Andrews in Scotland. There were only a few slots and it was very competitive. I applied and didn’t get accepted. You know who did get accepted to St. Andrews that year? Prince William and Kate Middleton. I guess what I’m trying…

There is literally zero percent chance of that happening.

It really just depends. I’m a partner and Creative Director at an advertising agency in Manhattan. Part of what helps me maintain success and sanity is setting certain ground rules for myself: sure I work late hours sometimes, but I try not to go into the office before 9:30am, and I always step out to go to the gym…

It wasn’t until I watched the full debate last night and his closing remarks about how wonderful his democratic opponents are and the decorum they all showed that I realized he never intended to be elected president. Strategically speaking, he’s literally just following Peter Florrick’s plot line from this season of Th…

Sometimes they go a little off the rails though. Like the episode where they had Cybill Shepherd play Paula Deen as a racist southern TV chef who then took it to the next level and shot an unarmed black teenager in a hoodie. Or the Chris Brown/Rihanna episode where Rihanna took Chris Brown back and then he murdered…

I HATED the movie but then I read the script (called ‘Edwin A. Salt’) and thought it was one of the most intriguing screenplays I’ve read. They changed so much, and it was awful.

“Athletic opportunist” is apparently a lucrative gig.

Ah yes... Ocean and her counterpart Duke:

I mean, if we’re being serious, there definitely was some parts that are word-for-word the same (or with one or two alterations or re-ordering of words).

I mean, if we’re being serious, there definitely was some parts that are word-for-word the same (or with one or two alterations or re-ordering of words).

The only time in the last 5 years that I’ve gotten the flu was right after the ONE time I had a flu shot. :(