Honestly “gaffes” don’t seem to work against Trump the way they do against others.

According to the Page Six article:

It’s actually really cool that they chose a random nobody as a cover model. Mad respect for Glamour.

Rita Ora is the name I use to check into hotels when I don’t want anyone to bother me.

Just like Jesus would do.

I think there’s definitely a generational element to it. Millennials in particular go into jobs knowing they’re likely temporary. I work in creative for advertising/marketing, and most of my friends and colleagues around my age (30) switch jobs (move on to other agencies or go to a tech company or some other company)…

It was’t her first name he misspelled tho.

“Considered by many to be one of the most important events in US history, the Mariah Carey episode of Cribs...”

The idea that black people have the right to exist is so radical and extreme, right?

Later, Madeleine Davis, my nemesis

Honestly I think that’s less about being trendy and more about finding something with an available dot com domain.

Shryne.com? I’m 100% certain many tech company founders just search for any available domain name they can find that sounds like a vaguely real word and then come up with an idea for a company or product around that.

I hope their advertising slogan is “ Lol wut.”

I’m... not sure why this post wasn’t written in the style of a 90s sitcom jingle...

She and her husband also run a German-themed Christmas store called The Christmas Sleigh.

“This is the easiest, most hassle-free solution you can imagine.”

I just told you! “A thing that apparently exists.”

...I have idea what the fuck it’s trying to tell us.

There are two primaries: Democratic and republican. In most states, you are only allowed to vote in one. If you register as a democrat, you vote in the democratic primaries for the democratic candidate. If you register as a republican, you vote in the republican primaries for the republican candidate. Smith654 is…