To me, Adam Levine is kind of like In-N-Out Burger, in that I keep an eye out for him any time I’m in L.A. even though I know he’s greasy and bad for me.

Yes, there is something wrong with you.

I was really happy to see the Boy Scouts marching in the NYC gay pride parade this year. The members themselves are ready to get their shit together.

LORD OF THE LESBIANS

It definitely was more corporate this year, but that in itself is a victory in its own way. I was there with a small group of people who were a mix between my own age (20s and early 30s) and a bit older, and a friend of mine mentioned that the last time he attended the NYC pride parade (in 1984), it would have been…

For performances like this, it’s done live by someone as the program is being broadcast.

Also: Big Boo.

Stop explaining yourself, Bristol. We don’t care that you’re having another baby out of wedlock! Honest! You do you. I was more concerned with the fact that the birth announcement literally made it sound like you just found out you have terminal cancer.

SHANIA TWAIN WAS THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL

This is clearly not a shark. It literally says “dolphin.” But anyway, in conclusion: cake!

She also sells this on her official website:

And did that last guy just straight up admit that he doesn’t think black people and gays are Americans?

No, I think it’s more like “ill eagles.” As in AMERICA IS DYING.

It’s simple logic.

You can win any argument if you just say, “simple logic” at the end of every sentence.

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Julie Rodriguez is the writer of the article.

They’re considering whether or not to withdraw right now.