The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

This is what happens when they take away the grid girls.

Dear Jalopnik,

You might think that getting caught in a wreck is bad luck and sometimes it is. But, there is a skill to avoiding wrecks which involves a sixth sense of where the other cars are going to go. Danica has never had that ability.

unfortunately for everyone else she rarely put a decent race together and ended up causing the wrecks herself most of the time

I’d love to know what some of these idiots do to make enough money to afford a car like this, because obviously you don’t have to be a genius to do it...

Don’t forget Ranger Raptor’s all-new Watt’s linkage rear suspension with coilover springs, which helps ensure rear axle lateral stability off-road while also improving ride and handling!

No.

As it is usually the case with semi

This is the epitome of owning a Mercedes. The car sounds fine but the owner sounds like a trash fire of a human being.

Easy, the act of braking allows the bosonic nature of the brake particles, or brakons, to flourish and therefore these brakons all fall in lockstep even easier when all four brakes are entangled, or in ‘four-wheel’ mode. Tyres also exhibit bosonic qualities, which is why when one tyre is only a couple of PSI off of…

....what? I have no idea what you were trying to say but I know it’s wrong.

Well... so far it’s;

Did I miss the part of the story where it said let’s pick apart this girls finances to prove she didn’t buy her own Jeep?

I have compassion, I just hate how this one’s written up. Even is she’s some spoiled rich kid, she doesn’t deserve to have her car stolen. The two things are completely unrelated.

>Sainz had previously won Dakar at the wheel of a Volkswagen Taureg way back in 2010

I do something similar with houseplants that won’t thrive no matter the light or food or temperature. I bring them into the kitchen and let them see me make a big salad. (Chops lettuce with a huge chef’s knife) “Friend of yours” ? “cousin, maybe”?

This is exactly the kind of slightly lazy, petty revenge that I support.

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

What’s wrong with a little body roll anyway? This is 2018, we need to stop body roll shaming. Good job little Citroën, you be you!