Needs more Yakety Sax.

Unranked Penn State knocked off #2 The Ohio State

Yeah, I gotta say, I hate to be that person, but here goes nothing: I limit my kids’ screen time to three hours a week. Total. And frankly, I have plenty of time for a shower or whatever, because they’ve learned how to entertain themselves without a screen. I may not be raising the best of digital natives but I’ve…

“After reviewing the video evidence, and consulting with our teams physicians, we have concluded Ben Roethlesberger did not suffer a concussion” - NFL Memo in 3 days.

Well Hillary has admitted that she hasn’t even driven a car since ‘96, at least as of January 27, 2014.

I’m still not voting for either of them though.

Wow. Condolences to the Gay family. No parent should ever bury their child.

Except that it is. Al Gore said BW was an emergency 15 yrs ago. Guess what,there’s still ice at the poles & costal cities haven’t been flooded. Al was wrong & so are you.

Let’s not pretend supporting Hillary is a noble act here, buddy

After Katrina the same sky is falling reporting was done. 11 years later we get Matthew.

Hahaha no shit. Weather happens. Hurricanes happen. SHIT FUCKING HAPPENS! It’s a hurricane (looking out my window in Jacksonville as it passes though), big whoop.

Oh no I am so afraid. What was it like 60 years ago when there was no such thing as hurricanes? I’ll have to ask my grandparents.

Right? I came hear expecting at least a low-key wipeout, but dude handled that like a pro.

I expected something to go “horribly wrong” but instead my thought was “dude might be dumb but that looks fucking awesome.”

Do Camrys also enrich themselves by selling favors while in office?

Fuck off, lib.

Look, do your research; there are tons of ways in which the Clintons have paid artificially low taxes. The fact that she’s paid a lot only shows how absurdly wealthy she’s become, thanks to her speaking gigs for Goldman Sachs and the rest of the plutocrats in our country.

Someone with hundreds of millions of dollars endorsed a center-right candidate who has hundreds of millions of dollars herself?

Is this a terrible idea? Does LeBron know what Aleppo is?

“But it’s hard for me to understand why we have to go to war, why kids have to kill kids around the world.”

It’s really frustrating in so many areas where the media basically only reports “man bites dog,” which makes sense until you realize how many people therefore conclude that men bite dogs and if dogs ever bite men, well I never heard about it.