Buddy Jones. Just a good ol boy with his bible and his guns. If I were a betting man, I’d say dead hookers under the house?

“Perverted Little Tarts” sounds like a perfect name for a Williamsburg bakery that only makes anatomically correct baked goods.

Agreed. It’s sullying Waco’s good name.

Man, that Penn State shit was fucked up! Damn.

I’m starting to get the feeling that Baylor isn’t a very good university.

Of note, the Rockets can give Nene a load of different contracts, if they want. Just based the combo of cap space, their desire to use the non-Bird rights exception, and the over-38 rule makes this specific offer non-tenable. Nene is free to sign a 4-year / $15 mil contract - just not under the Houston Rockets team…

That was my first thought too. What’s under her ass? Is that a seatbelt? Seems like that would be uncomfortable, probably leave a mark.

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

No. I just thought Markkanen would not be the Bulls’ pick, leaving him available for the next pick. Instead, it seemed the Bulls wanted the Finn.

I didn’t know how the timing was working. I heard trade for picks, but it was really an agreement to trade draft choices after picked. Either way, the Knicks got lucky to not…

Holy shit that just made my day, if I could star this a million times I would.

If you’re a Chicago fan, don’t pretend you won’t watch whatever shitty season our teams are willing to dump on our viewing plate. Whether its the early-2000s Bulls, the current Bears, or the Cubs for the greater part of the last century, Chicago team managers know that they can always rely on the stupid blind…

Idiots like you clicking on the post make it so idiots like them have to write articles on idiots like him

I work at Staples Center and lemme tell you, this guy is gonna be a headache. I’m gonna dread working Laker games this coming season.

“I’m very (adjective) about my father’s recent (instance of douchitude)“ - Lonzo Ball tweet

The best that could’ve been done (and what should’ve been done) is for the Bulls to have tanked it up last year. Or at least if they didn’t make a concerted effort to get into the playoffs for a 1st round exit. Signing Wade was so so stupid. I accept Rondo because there was a risk that a good player was still hiding…

Yes it does make sense. You are saying Eastern Conference Champion like thats a bad thing.

Last I had heard the Bulls wanted the #3, Jae Crowder and the unprotected Nets pick next year (basically a guaranteed lottery pick), which is a lot less than they were asking a year ago but still a hell of a lot more than what they got.

Who hasn’t he been close to trading for?

Agreed, this seems like a horrid trade for the Bulls. If the TWolves had a 1 or 2 that would be one thing, but even though this is supposedly a deep draft, by the time you get to the seventh pick you are firmly in crapshoot territory. Sure, #14 is a crapshoot as well, but not by that much (a #7 pick returns on average…