I’ll say it since no one else is: A lot going on here.

Me and my buddy tried to drunkenly sneak into the SNY booth the other night. We got surprisingly close, and an elderly security guard asked us what we were doing and we said “we wanna see Keith.”

(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

Thanks for clarifying.

Hinkie didn’t turn anything into the consensus number one pick in the draft, because he was fired for not fielding a better team four years in. He didn’t broker that deal.

Eh, yes it was.

Team Ninja had nothing to do with the writing in Other M.

Using that “respect” as a game mechanic to strip her weapons away was patently absurd.

The llamas are fucking awesome at free agent deals, man. Nobody can resist.

Sure, sure. That’s what everyone’s saying. No other possible options.

Have you been sitting on that hot take for 26 years?

Somewhere around 10 wins is also in play. Five years of suck and their absolute pie-in-the-sky ceiling is a first round playoff exit. Yeah, they still suck.

Extraordinary luck, yes. Portland gambled on Oden, people didn’t think Russ was a point guard, Harden was not a fully developed offensive god. No question they hit the jackpot.

Going into the fifth year, the team still sucks with no hope of stopping without abandoning the Process and signing a free agent stud, and you’re still defending Hinkie. Congratulations on your belief in chemtrails!

It absolutely needs to have a crushing sense of loneliness as well. The more contact with the federation and narrative around it the more I just get taken out of the game, it becomes less metroid to me.

It has been roughly 4,000 years since the last 2D Metroid game

This might be the first time you’ve written about an athletic event and I want to say “stick to sports.”

Reaffirming the patriarchy is probably the most heelish thing a man can do. Bravo for the social commentary angle, WWE!

This is the shittiest of shitty takes. You claim that people are “virtue signalling” while you “virtue signal” about being tolerant of people who profess overt intolerance. And “ignoring” that section of American society who constitute the jingoist, xenophobic, racist, misogynist portion of the country is how we, and…