Wow, I just looked it up. You were right and I was wrong, I had no idea.

I still don’t believe teams should have a caste system in 2017.

The only untouchable in NBA history was Dalit Schrempf.

I think we’re going to go with black. It’ll work. Football season requires the full sleeve liners and black leggings, so they’d be covered that way. We’ll have to see if it’ll fly with their parents.

Romania’s not in Turkey, dude.

Oh man, I hadn’t seen Rogue One yet and had managed to go this long without getting spoiled or knowing much of anything about the ending.

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!

To be fair, if I saw a man who looked like he was in his 40s with a birth date of 1992, I’d be suspicious too.

Fuck yes I would watch that movie. And give Durant an eye patch, goatee and an oversized chair and let’s move this into production.

And we know Kanter wasn’t because you didn’t see any Erdogan thugs flying out of frame in that video of them treating America like a third world dictatorship.

Someone call Russ and tell him his teammates been captured. Problem solved. And the only downside is the complete destruction of everything between Oklahoma City and Romania.

Also does anyone know if he likes Adams or Kanter more? Maybe trick him by saying the big fun foreigner with the old west mustache got…

Your comment’s missing a d. Meta!

He’s screwed, he doesn’t have creible defense.

Few Somalis, and even fewer non-Somalis, are aware of or accept how the cultural norms we’re seeing today in the Twin Cities came to be.

economic insecurity! liberal elites! MAGA! Lock her Up!

They live in a bubble. Nobody is surprised by that, nor is that news.

This is really great. Nice work, Mr. Ballmer.

Alternate headline: Rich guy gets $10M tax deduction to discover how other rich guys get their tax deductions.

Local Commentariat Complains About Soft Ribbing Billionaire Recieved for Stupid Comments

Yet again a Microsoft guy repackages someone else’s IP and resells it.