Here’s a free line for you guys: “You make my tail happy”, please pair with a RWD car. Thanks.

Roses are red, violets are blue. 91 Octane fuel is cheaper than dinner for two.

Seriously? This is jalopnik on valentine’s weekend and there’s no Raphael OrLOVE puns? Please, guys, help me out here!

Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.)

I’m in a pretty steady relationship with my left hand.

Haha! I got so excited putting the funky, weird text style into the card that I didn’t even notice the double meaning. Good catch!

They know what they’re against. They have no clue what they’re for.

Holy crap its George Washington!

*yugely elegant

Not to mention the venn diagram of IndyCar fans and Hillary Clinton supporters is just two circles drawn on different pieces of paper.

What the presidential race could be...

I’m as liberal as the next guy, but holy fuck, there’s someone I definitely do not want to start a conversation with. Also, Florida.

Why don’t you take it easy with the logic for a sec and let them raise their money in peace?

His plane and helicopter actually look pretty sharp aside from the gold.

Now I want to see Trump in a Make America Great Again bullpen car:

TrumpCar racing...

Yeah, but is it going to happen?

You know the Republican bullpen is supremely jacked up when people want to run a car that basically says, “IDK not Hillary tho 2016.”