“it’s ok to fuck children if you ask their parents first”

He’s lying. Moore went after young teens because he liked having the power, liked being able to scare them, control them, cross the lines with them, harass them, violate them, and know that they didn’t have the resources or knowledge to take him, the assistant DA, down for it.

I’m sold... this guy have a daughter?

Okay this is incredibly stupid and pedophile-y but isn’t he also missing the point? Problem #1 is that he is accused of pursuing a 14-year-old, who would not fall under the category of “young woman”. Problem #2 is that when he was pursuing teens over 16 (Alabama’s gross age of consent), some definitely DID NOT want…

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

That’s the joke.

Describing two people as wonderful is one of those insincere compliments that you tell others when you really don’t care about the people you’re complimenting. He’s learned nothing from them and therefore can’t give specific compliments about them.

Glad to see that Trump is keeping his campaign promise to “make the world respect the US again”. That namby-pamby, loser Obama didn’t have the guts to insult our allies.

Not exactly. The inordinate amount of time I’ve spent watching old samurai films, Japanese horror, and 70s Yakuza movies has rather warped my western brain. Took a few conversational Japanese language classes to better understand what I was watching, and learned a few things along the way.

If Donald Trump thinks you’re wonderful people, does that constitute an insult?

I was wondering how long it was going to take him to say something offensive. I should have known it would be the very first day.

Would Japan even be allowed to shoot down missiles not aimed at them?  

“he could not understand why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the missiles.”

Maybe he was merely “taking a tough stance,” i.e. blustering. But I wonder whether he might have been referring to something more specific.

“We dominate the sky. We dominate the seas. We dominate the land and space.”

Trump admitting to sexual assault/harassment along with the 16 women who have accused him of doing so.

Okay Future.

Imagine being so sure to offend women that at parties you now just freeze in place.

How is this still a thing (spot reduction)?!
I thought the word was out on this like a decade ago, but people still believe it?
I’m personally glad spot reduction isn’t possible. Think of how messed up people would look it it were.

I am 6 ft 1inch tall and weigh 146 pounds and I am a guy