The thing about competitive trash-talk is that it comes in “levels.” Those levels are divided into what’s appropriate amongst friends who know each other well enough to be able to accept a barb without taking offense, mixed groups of friends and acquaintances where more care is warranted, groups of strangers where…

Damn right, lets get that rolling.

Why you gotta interrupt my strongly worded email with your silly warning?

I’m appalled they figured out how to cut/paste/link/post anything.

They were calling for impeachment of Obama from the start.

Wow, you must be a shitty person.

Imagine that. Getting prizes based on how well you did rather than getting a trophy just for showing up.

I follow this site daily so fuck off—spoilers are bullshit and you assholes knew what you were doing with the headline. So of course people object and what do you do? Double-down on the assholery, ‘natch. Fuck you, douche canoe.

When does a deadspin writer kick the bucket? would really be a plot twist IMO.