The pizza dough is more delicious than anywhere else because the water is made of corpses.

That’s all well and good, but is there a study that says self-loathing can sometimes be good for you? Because, like, that’s the one that I could really use.

Just because you don’t think it’s a big deal doesn’t mean that other people have to follow suit.

My dad’s side of the family has a similar thing. Nothing like “everyone dies before 50,” but a disproportionate amount of health crises and tragic accidents. (Grandpa died of a heart attack at 47, Grandma was killed at 59, 3 of the 7 kids have had kidney transplants, 2 of those 3 have a genetic disorder that makes it…

The rest of us around the world know that Bernie is going to win, why are you Americans having such a hard time realizing that?

I remember as a kid feeling insanely guilty for praying to God for simple/stupid things like winning something. Like, I’d still pray for it, but added a little caveat like, “But if you’re busy stopping world hunger or something you should totally do that first.”

They read his parents’ statements on the Today show (yes I watch that garbage while getting ready for work) and they were just disgusting. “Owen has suffered enough...the pain he’s gone through.. blah blah blah”

Leggings will be pants til the day I die

Exactly. I give $100 to Planned Parenthood every time I drive by protestors in front of a woman’s health clinic near me. I have two teenaged daughters and we smile and wave, letting them know that their efforts are helping PP.

19 is plenty old enough to understand the concept of “don’t sexually assault someone.”

“We have already shut our adoption services, because we believe our children may not receive real love,” Sister Amala head of a New Delhi orphanage told the Washington Post. “We do not wish to give children to single parents or divorced people. It is not a religious rule, but a human rule. Children need both parents,…

The entire interview was awful, she refused to answer questions, she was hostile

No, “Everything happens for a reason” people are the WORST people. I agree with the rest of your list though.

If you are already psychotic or are genetically predisposed, marijuana will exacerbate the fuck out of that, sure, but it doesn’t cause psychosis. If that were the case, there’d be a lot more psychotic people running around, myself included.

It's worth noting there are contrasting opinions that suggest it may have been no more than a tense discussion amongst the senior staff, understandable given the circumstances.

They make me feel like a normal sized person because over-the-knee boots become regular knee-high boots on super tall folk and it is glorious. Ditto to tunics being normal length shirts on us.

Everyone please continue to do your part in keeping overly long clothing styles popular. Thank you.

Well I can agree with that, which is why I only wear shorts in the summer, but in the winter time no one is prying my skinny jeans from these hands! They are a must!

You can pry my skinnies out of my cold dead hands. I'm only slightly taller than average but I'm leggy. Boot cut jeans always end up being too short and tall would be way to long. With skinnies if they're too short they just looked cropped. if they're a little long you can just roll them up a bit.

sorry not sorry! I'm plus size but have great legs. Skinny jeans look great on me and everyone gets to see all my boots.