@Monty: Some family you've got there.

@wilcoclahas: *start of sarcasm*

@Firesphere: I think its a Chinese text to speech engine that he's using. Or it might be his own accent.

@machikunas: Late reply, but no.

@Bakari: Except Synergy.

@katscanne: You were using Win95 or 98 in 2005? What are you using now? WinMe?

@nutbastard: I say Mew-Torrent

@theminimalist: Google/Bing: Matrix screensaver for Win/Lin/Mac

@infmom: Also try DOSBox, it is much more actively developed and known to work with quite a lot of DOS games. Even stuff like Windows 3.1 works!

@Hearthatvoiceagain supports Channan's Law: Until it is featured by Lifehacker and it goes down

Oh well. What teejmya said.

@UnMicD: I've tested it in an ultra-quiet environment and it didn't seem to work. Hope this helps.

@Unionhawk: "I authorize you to slap me if I violate the terms above"

Expecting AHK alternative in 3-2-1.....

@John Steele: Virtualized Windows XP inside a Windows 7 install on Bootcamp.

@NYCgoalie: What games do you have? Quake? Doom? Pong? Pinball?

Visit this link. It seems to be working

lifehacker`d

This will be quite useful with the iPad.