Life in Aggro hit waaay to close to home this week. I love it.

...with their butts.

90% crap. when are they gonna stop fucking around and make a show where a middle school girl discovers she’s really a yokai and has to form an idol group with a bunch of pretty boys to stop card battles from destroying an alternative universe full of robots.

I’ve known various people who have worked for the parks before or done contracts there. Most of the actors/actresses in the suits or costumes are young kids, 18-22 or so, and the tunnels and back rooms of the park provide plenty of privacy. It’s pretty well-known by anyone who has worked there that pretty much every…

As I entered Six-Flag Discovery Kingdom last weekend, the guy checking the tickets was rattling off the usual general visitor info stuff in the usual “I say this 500+ times a day and could care less” tone. He then politely informed me that there we 10 Pokestops and 4 Gyms at the location before handing me back my…

Michael Bay would like people to wait until they see the film before they get mad.

there’s four places. There’s the Hun Hut, that’s on third. There’s Swastikas-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got We-Need-Living-Space, That’s on third.... Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the Nazi complex on third.

The problem with that quote is that he wasn’t sober in the mornings either.

And that was how the Great Autobot/Decepticon War ended...with a joust match.

I’m ashamed to say I’d buy Nestle Pluto Water.

“Still gonna see it.”

“Oh god why did I spend money on that again?”

“Bay sucks.”

Jeez, why don’t y’all just trust Michael Bay’s judgement?

“It’s a total disgrace.”

I hear Nestle has already put in a bid for their bottled water division to exploit...

This curious position suggests Sputnik Planum is a positive mass anomaly—an unusually heavy patch of Pluto’s crust

Now, if that doesn’t make you want to grab some scuba gear, hop in a spaceship and blast off into the void, I don’t want to know you.