That can’t be true, he mentions the gun to the guy several times in the conversation while he’s sitting there next to the truck.

Their gun laws are pretty damn strict, up until this year, a flap of fabric exposing your gun in public was an arrestable offense of “open carrying”.

I think people automatically assign this association with Texas and guns because of their independent roots and historical views.

Man, I’m in Arizona and they’d throw that guy in tent city and lose the fence key.

In Minnesota, what this Brotruck douchebag did is punishable by a mandatory 3 year prison sentence (please don’t ask me how I know).

Or heated bumpers, so your hands dont get cold if it breaks down and you have to push it.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

Waiter’s friend.

Waiter’s friend.

Waiter’s Corkscrew. Cheap, Easy, Small.

Waiter’s Corkscrew. Cheap, Easy, Small.

A simple, two-hinge corkscrew is cheaper, easier and will not puncture the cork unlike fancier (but really less reliable) methods. There’s a reason that waiters have been using these forever.

A simple, two-hinge corkscrew is cheaper, easier and will not puncture the cork unlike fancier (but really less…

It’s not the quickest, neatest, or coolest. But I just enjoy my HiCoup waiters corkscrew.

It’s not the quickest, neatest, or coolest. But I just enjoy my HiCoup waiters corkscrew.

Not to be confused with the other type of sacred fire...

they’ll be street-ready by 2020 so the technology is certainly not “a little ways away.”

That would be called a vaseline mod. Works on all programs and OS’s. It’s like putting, say, barbed wire on a minigun. It’s just a tweak to the sharpness of the metal around the barrel.

Hell yes. Wax sucks. Cream polish FTW.

Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your Girl Friend so she’ll be more desirable to her next Boy Friend.

I hope you aren’t a lawyer because reselling tickets is definitely not illegal as long as you aren’t in the immediate surrounding area of the event. Good try though.

Better call StubHub and tell them to knock off what they’re doing, then.

This is why I need to be rich, I would love to drive it like I stole it. It would not bother me one bit to drive it through some dirty desert at about 120 mph.

He’s one of my “types”.