They don’t have 911 in Europe.

What a great (expletive deleted) time to be alive.

You sound personally upset about this whole30 diet. When I read your article it sounds mostly uninformed about what specifically whole30 is and is trying to achieve through its 30 day process. That does not surprise me because your own bias against fad diets is blatantly obvious. However, this is not a diet. It is a…