Hey. Deng Xiaoping died!

This is business as usual. A late Dexter season season usually opens with a few pretty great episodes before completely imploding on itself by episode 6 or 7.

Idea for this season: the ghost of Doakes haunts Debra every episode, angrily yelling at her for killing Laguerta.

You think that's bad? Remember the time Jurassic Bark lost the emmy to the Simpsons episode where Homer roomed with some gay guys.

I'm guessing you're more of a cat person than a dog person.

I've forgiven him a long time ago. The guy's apologized several times and seems to genuinely regret making batman and robin.

*insert obligatory reply that the show really actually ended in season 3 when Jim asked Pam out*

*insert obligatory comment that the show actually ended in season 7 when Michael left*

"Old man yells at cloud"

Friends. Family. Religion. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you wish to be a successful AV Club writer.

The ones I really want the bonuses for, I'm still keeping, but there are plenty I don't think I'll ever watch bonuses of

I'm still debating whether or not to sell all the TV show DVD's I spent hundreds of dollars on in 2006-2007 on shows now on Netflix streaming.

How come everyone else gets to have such great first-movie experiences?

That's boring. You're boring everybody! Quit boring everybody!

To be fair, Marge doesn't actually set out to get breast implants. It happens as a result of a botched liposuction.

No mention of the surgery scene from Harold and Kumar?

Hey dad, can I borrow your gun. I want to scare that old security guy at the airport.

How can you have an airport without a gun? What if a bear came through the door!

That's my old Smith and Wesson. If you're gonna play with it, be careful, cause it's loaded.

I'd have loved to have seen Reginald Veljohnson playing the part of Stanley Hudson.