I can't wait to see what  youtube phenomenon will be parodied in the opening scene of the Office season premiere!

"Alfred, I'm afraid I won't be able to fight crime today. My back's gone out"
"TAKE THAT!"
"Oooh, Alfred, that precision assault popped my verterbae back into place! Thank you, masked stranger!"

"Alfred, I'm afraid I won't be able to fight crime today. My back's gone out"
"TAKE THAT!"
"Oooh, Alfred, that precision assault popped my verterbae back into place! Thank you, masked stranger!"

This has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.

One time I thought he farted … but it was me.

One time I thought he farted … but it was me.

Later episode this season: Walt pretends to have cerebral palsy to win at the Special Olympics.

BADGER: Hey, you OK, man?
WALT: *staggering* Won't … dignify that … with … response … *collapses into swimming pool*

BADGER: Hey, you OK, man?
WALT: *staggering* Won't … dignify that … with … response … *collapses into swimming pool*

I actually did post on alt.tv.simpsons briefly in 1996, as a stupid 13-year-old. I posted many scathingly negative reviews of season 8 episodes that I now love to bits.

I actually did post on alt.tv.simpsons briefly in 1996, as a stupid 13-year-old. I posted many scathingly negative reviews of season 8 episodes that I now love to bits.

Lack of Metroid Prime is angering.

Lack of Metroid Prime is angering.

That's racist!

That's racist!

1-4 are all great and worth watching, without a doubt.

1-4 are all great and worth watching, without a doubt.

Paul Lieberstein himself was on the King of the Hill writing staff as well, and wrote a lot of Office classics.

Paul Lieberstein himself was on the King of the Hill writing staff as well, and wrote a lot of Office classics.

TIM LONG: And it grows into a powerful, emotional climax, where Moe has to decide whether his best friend lives … or dies.
AL JEAN: meh
TIM LONG: His best friend's a talking bar dishrag.
AL JEAN: Sold! Long, you've done it again!