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Have you been inside one of the fuckin’ things? It’s a shit car, designed for people with shit taste in 4WDs, as you said: Jeep Wrangler enthusiasts.

ENS Industrial does sell and the 70 series trucks to the canadian(and presumably the U.S market as well) although its strictly to mining companies only 

Us Jalopinators don’t actually wanna buy these cars....new. But we’d like enough made so that we can buy em in 6 years for a bargain. Is that too much to ask?

Thank you, to confirm your statement, I bought the Lexus version (LX) and don’t want a diesel version of it or the Cruiser.

Yeah, it’s kind of hilarious. There are all these people bitching because there’s no more turbo option for the Subaru Forester. Maybe try buying the damned things, and they’ll keep making them.

I swear 2/3 of Jalops are broke or too fucking cheap. I’m in the broke category, but I try to limit the whole “That’s not what I want at all!” when they don’t want/can’t spend more than 10k on a newish car.

Cadillac! Hey, Cadillac! It’s your cousin, Lincoln! You know that profit margin you were looking for?! Well...

Me putain!

“I have no idea what factors actually led to this happening, but I will still insert my preferred political position.”

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

/easily triggered by a lack of order

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

A sense of hopelessness from watching the Mariners.

Too many clichés; no one will think you are serious.

I’m curious...what makes a Seattle gay different than any other?

THAT’S IT! I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE! NO MORE “PEACHTREE” SHIT, GEORGIA!

Coming 2021 

Old Top Gear’s “consumer advice” segments are incredibly charming in the same way that MotorWeek reruns are charming. You are reminded of regular cars you haven’t seen in AGES.

Unpopular opinion incoming:

I’ve not played GTA in a while, but that looks a bit like a cross between the Axiom, Aspen, and Borrego (three defunct models), with a hint of the first-generation XC90 in the headlight reflector shape.