Oh no, they even got to your username!

this looks nothing like how i imagined a magazine about a card game would look.

At least it’s not the St. Regis.

While he didn’t break any bones, the doctors who examined him said it’s impossible to determine if he suffered any brain damage or not.

I like this

Is it ‘back?’ Is the Ranger ‘back?’ Or is it like... when Dad leaves, and then Dad is just gone, and then like 10 years later Todd goes from being ‘Mom’s Friend Todd’ to ‘Dad’ and you’re like, ‘uh uh, that’s not Dad...’ The Ranger was a fairly spartan, all-around affordable and functional truck for the masses. Is Dad…

The new Supra sucks. The new 718 cayman which I also have not driven has way better handling. And the engine in the Supra is totaling lacking in torque in the mid range compared to a mustang GT. And the visibility is worse than a Camaro. But the new Z4 is God’s next son.

Looking forward to internet commenters saying a new vehicle is either going to cure cancer or going to be the end of days based solely on a press release and a few pictures.

What kind of fucking swim trunks do you wear in the pool? Your dick hole is still VERY exposed in normal swim trunks. Lol.

You ever hit the bumps on a water slide and it is slightly annoying? I think that would be a lot worse on bare ass and crotchal regions.

Was your friend’s mom hot?

Editor: Is the G-Wagen practical?

He really is a throwback to the totally loony dictators of the 1970s and ‘80s. At this point, it would not be at all out of character for him to suddenly declare himself the living incarnation of Baron Samedi or announce that he was now crowing himself Emperor, or something.

Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov even sounds too outlandish to be used as the name of the villain in one of those movies.

Man, no shit: when I did the launch drive for this car back in 2014, they had all this British stuff everywhere. Union Jack flags, The Who and the Stones playing all over the place. But all the engineers there were German guys! “You like the new Mini, ja? Das ist ein kleiner Rennwagen, ja?”

Now only if Australia existed.

The rich are ruining the game after the game required you to be rich to play the game? Yeah sounds about right.

No its not, Hammond is just that small.

I’m shocked that guys who’ve spent 20 years being really successful doing the same thing don’t want to change.

You joke...but have you ever seen the inability most people on the planet have with #3?