YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO BRITAIN IN AT LEAST THE LAST SEVEN DAYS

Won’t somebody please think of the fucking children.

Listen up boys and girls. I have to deal with these beautiful, tasty bastards on a daily basis. I see moose and deer less than a mile from my house every day and if it wouldn’t be for my dogs, they would probably be on my porch. I know exactly where this incident happened, I used to live not too far from there for 12…

No, Illinois is not in Michigan.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

This panic is crazy, there won’t be a Brexit. The referendum has no legal effect at all. A British government has to ask the EU to secede, and for that to happen Parliament has to pass a bill authorising it, or so the government will claim. What, 80% of MPs are remainers?

He found a new assistant who knew better than to offer some lousy cold-cuts.

Waiting for someone to ask

Instead of valve slap you’ll get....! You could also try pissing on the piston and see what a pissed piston does!

The GDR will invade Uzbeckistan, and declare it the property of the Duchess of Cornwall, and the polarity of your car battery will invert. I wouldn’t recomend it.

“What the fuck do you mean I can’t come into the concours? Haven’t you ever seen a Porsche 959?”

Can’t forget this gem:

I wanna turn it into a The Jersey Shore inspired lowrider, complete with rooftop hot tub, duck phone, and airbrushed mural featuring the cast members and their autographs (including Angelina). I will unveil it Memorial Day weekend next year at the jersey shore house in seaside heights.

Idk Doug, $4.99 is pretty steep. I think I’ll wait until I can pick it up from the 3rd owner for 50 cents.

Embarrassing Confession Time!

I would park it under the overpass so a bunch of old homeless guys can have an orgy in it.