That’s not a lady, that’s Matt Hardigree.

I remember the time Jalopnik readers helped police catch a car thief, and then someone wore THIS to accept the award.

Oh boy. *cracks knuckles* this is my moment.

This is easy. The Jetta you guys are giving away. High mileage MKIV VW with electrical problems. What could possibly go wrong?

Really, you wouldn’t buy a competent and reliable car at any price?

WHY IS HE SHOUTING SO MUCH? DID HE SNORT BILLY MAYS’S ASHES?

Ugh.

Chris Evans has had 24 years to grow into the job of not being horrible, please don’t hold your breath.

To be fair, GM mismanagement with relatively overpriced subpar products offered at Opel dealers killed Chevrolet in Europe. Cars like the Cruze and Sonic/Aveo are at least as much to blame as the Orlando.

I once saw a Chevrolet Orlando in Orlando once. Of all places to be....

And thankfully, Lincoln did a much better job doing it than Chrysler did back in ‘06.

Again with the hate...

I know this is 2016 and all...but this is the second car they’ve made (excluding the Lotus-inspired Roadster).

Vin > Diesel - you two were made to comment on each other’s posts.

This is one edgy fucking comment, man!

“All puns aside, North Korea Gawker is horrible, where people are sent off to gulags the unemployment lines for the slightest offense and millions dozens have starved to death gone on to better things.”

Hey, congrats to all the participants in the thread, there was some solid gold in there. Also, I would like to dedicate this COTD to Mate Petrany and the Budapest team — best of luck in their next endeavors, whatever those may be.

COTD.