I just came to post the word “snarkier” and found it was already a whole thing on here.

Rally cat, rally cat why are they claiming you?
Rally cat, rally cat it’s not your fault...

Breitbart reporters aren’t cannibals. They feed on hate, so technically they are Hhuds.

That was obviously three balls.

I don’t think the emails actually exist. They are digital. And no one honestly knows how to read one because of that. Maybe if Einstein hadn’t died...

Well my late round fantasy flyer WR just went to pot.

The headline made me picture a failed multi-level-marketing company that sold bathtub stoppers under the King James brand.

Yeah I messed up. I put library because it rhymed better in the flow and when I realized mistake couldn’t change it. I will come to Philly again and get an intentional water ice brain freeze as punishment/reward.

Indeed I did. In haste I committed the writing sin of mixing my metaphors Styrofoam building fronts.

Two Conference Rivals, both alike in humility
(In front of fake Philadelphia library, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
A draft announcer bludgeoned by boos umpteen.

I love watching Nadal, but his yells always remind me of Roger from American Dad saying Meeyeah over and over.

I’m game.

I think it would be like a blown call in basketball where the league might admit he was wrong, but the wouldn’t change outcome of game because that would open giant can of worms.

“What do you mean you clogged the toilet with a boa?”
“It means exactly what I said fat ass.”

And suddenly all three members of r/mlb/fetishes/footfungus had their goal in life.

“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Ferris reading ESPN’s Bill Barnwell last night.” From my spec script for Ferris Bueller: Draft Consultant.

Here you go.

Marks... contrasted tonight’s use of more than 50 Tomahawk missiles against John Calipari’s Kentucky basketball program

I get the pro forma response and that they can’t police students 24-7 and if this was “One of your students attacked me after we left an off-campus bar” and school took legitimate actions to look into it I would probably agree. I would be more scared of an entity tracking everyone 24-7.

But this is much more “here is…

I wonder if the Nationals would be amenable to allowing Jonathon Papelbon onto the field even though he is a free agent. Just in case Trump hotdogs it at all out there.