We are pulling out for now, but if you guys fix this... creampie!

That was my goal for today. Eat me STL Post-Dispatch!

I am not a Rams fan, but a part of me wants to believe they are running vanilla offense until Goff ready so they can unleash him with a whole new look. The 2016 Rams. One week in and a non-homer is making irrational leaps on how it might, possibly in an extremely out there way not totally suck.

Puig: “I learned English watching the Honeymooners and I always knew it would one day happen. *Pow right in the kisser* I am Jackie Gleason today.”

Article 8 - Accepted uniform terminology

Judgement at Urineberg is about War Crimes. The peeing is just a distraction from... Oh heck what is the hot take of the day again guys?

I don’t know, but I have TIVO so I could probably synch it up. I found Spotify and visuals to work though. But pretty much anything would be better than Berman.

They had two games tonight. McDonough was with Gruden at the Pittsburgh-Washington game. This was Berman and Steve Young. I literally muted it and put on Spotify about 10 minutes in. Had I known Westwood One radio was going to be killing it I would have gone that route.

That was fantastic. And it hands down beats Chris Berman’s “There is a man foolishly running on the field...*mumbling*...there is no need to show this, but I have a contract that runs through this year so I am here and on air. I am like an unwanted goodnight kiss. And just like KISS said “Everybody says she’s lookin’…

I thought it was a joke too! I saw it on Twitter and thought it was a funny joke until I saw the tweet actually was ABC and not a spoof account.

That would explain a lot. He broke something humans don’t even have! RGIII always going above and beyond with his injuries.

Rick Perry apologizes for what occurred during Ryan Lochte’s judging. He was on pain medication for his back condition and had a lapse of judgement. This is in no way indicative of how he will represent America as the Dancing Star.

I loathe the NCAA, but in this instance I applaud them. So I must go Teddy Roosevelt in my praise for them. “Bully for the bully vs. the bully!”

He has the right message about freedom of speech, but I think his format is lacking.

Thanks for reminding me I never beat that game. I had a moment when I wondered if it was worth it to try again, but I only have 50 years or so left on this earth if I live to average age.

I actually expand my limited medical knowledge from reading articles about him and that is no joke. I didn’t know that there was a coracoid bone, but now I do so someday I will drop that knowledge on a date and she won’t be really that impressed.

I just sqautted on Rbiless.com. I am going to get rich when a pro-baseball player like him wants it from me!*

I wish it was 6 or 8 teams in the playoffs so you would allow smaller schools who are legitimately good a shot, but I did like that the playoff committee pretty much said right away they would take into account the rule was misapplied if OSU was in position for a shot at it. They will also likely take into account you…

I see ESPN 9/11 is trending. That is just ... something. I am going to unplug and go for a hike. That sounds good right about now.

Blind Side 2: The Reckoning. Summary: #52 Bernard Shermer is a Freshman player taken in by the man from Taken. Bryan Mills eventually become Bernard’s legal guardian, transforming both their lives. Bernard’s tremendous size and violent instincts make him a formidable force on the gridiron, and with help from his new…