You have been my favorite Jezebel writer pretty much since you arrived, but I have to say that I’m disappointed in the disingenuous character assassination you’re waging against Jill Stein. Continuing to perpetuate the falsehood that she’s anti-vax when she has clarified multiple times that she is 100% not and was…

I like your logic but from talking with Bernie supporters, they won’t touch Hillary due to the DNC rigging and wikileaks stuff talking about Bernie being screwed over. I got a few to go Green Party and some are going for Johnson. Since the FBI statement last Friday, even some of my coworkers who are strong Hillary…

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Yes they do. She’s having fun. Good to see.

I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer
A guaranteed personality

I wasn’t born so much as I fell out
Nobody seemed to notice me
We had a hedge back home in the suburbs
Over which I never could see

I heard the people who lived on the ceiling
Scream and fight most…

Her Royalness’ eyes seem quite bright and lively.

I took her to a supermarket

I am so glad the FBI is anal about Wiener.

“Yes, but how does the food get to the table? I mean, I SEE the food and other items right here, but how does it get to where it is in the front of you. Where are the silver trays, the goblets...? Is there another section where they keep the footmen. Take me to the footmen section of this food repository...”

Always good to see a healthy 90-year-old walking on her own, having a pleasant time learning something new. One of my friends, a wonderful, life-filled woman of 86, teaches, drives, throws and sells pots, produces gorgeous Chinese paintings, and cracks Sicilian jokes. Her schedule would wear me out, but she carries…

I should wear hats to the grocery more often.

Because “15-year-old” is an adjective.

Does everything always need to be this hard?

Funny thing is that certain right-wingers are claiming the timing is actually a conspiracy to help Clinton because it draws attention away from some Wikileaks dumps.

It’s amazing how the husbands of these two woman managed to screw their wives while they were trying so hard to screw other women.

Five bucks says Anthony Weiner was sending a dickpic when he heard the story break on NY1.

You know, I went and looked it up!

Indeed. They are rare as conditions have to be absolutely prrrfect to use them.