My opinion of Aniston has greatly increased upon learning, just now, that her husband is BFF with Amy Sedaris.

Amy Sedaris is a National Treasure. She was also Theroux’s Best Man at the wedding, not a mere groomsman. Theroux and Sedaris have interviewed each other a bunch of times. They’re really worth googling. They also do craft day together, which they’ve documented on Instagram. My guess is that Jen Aniston isn’t worried…

This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

Amy Sedaris has never ruined a thing, she only improves them. Take that shit back, In Touch!

I don’t know though....what if it turns out that she’s so frequently left out by Trump because she thinks he’s a blowhard jackass, but she puts in a bit of time when necessary, so he’ll finance her university studies?

Yeah I would have appreciated a NSFW tag.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You’re being quite rude and condescending. I understand how electoral politics work, actually, and I understand why third-parties have a hard time getting a foothold for this reason.

Because as long as they’re underfunded, they won’t -get- competitive candidates because they’ll all go to the democratic party. Also because the higher percentage votes that the greens get, the more pressure the democratic party faces to appeal better to those voters.

If you really wanted these people to work with you, a piece like this is the absolute worst way to go about doing it. Ridiculing people doesn’t convince them of anything, which is Jon Oliver’s problem - all he knows how to do is to stare into a screen and call people stupid. Both of these things can’t be true: it…

Good reason to vote third party: third parties are good competition for the major two parties we have.

And this is why I’ll be voting for a third-party candidate that I don’t really like this year. Rather than voting for either of two mainstream candidates that I also don’t like.

Actually, if you look at coalition systems it tends to decrease gridlock as it creates a government where you simply can’t go zero-sum.

“what is a John Oliver?”

Yep. Tell that to the DNC who don’t believe legislative seats are worth fighting for.

You realize the DNC has “ignore downticket races” as a core belief, yes?

What about people who have real, from-the-left critiques of Clinton that have never been actually addressed?

In keeping with her leadership in getting her State to make it the law to ultrasound pregnant women about to have an abortion, she probably put an ultrasound wand up her ass to see what she was really thinking about Trump.